My Smile :-)

My creativity is comming back! I painted this picture for a boy who helped me find it, as well as my smile. It is a picure of his pomeranian "Shadow". Even though shadow is black, i thought it would be cooler to have multiple colors. It is a 2X4 acryllic.

I am sending it to him today in the mail, but couldn't wait to post it. So, hopefully he will not see this post :-)

"Nice Tattoos"

I love my tattoos, I do, BUT there are certain things about having tattoos that tend to just give me a weee bit of a head tick.

In the past month i have had two or three men hit on me, now im not meaning to say this to be cocky so please readers... do not think im that girl. It's when a guy will attempt to hit on me and the first words that spill from their mouths have something to do about my tattoos. Oh why golly g sir, when did those get there, your observations on my body are spot on.... this must mean you are observant and that you will care for me because you see the little things........ yeeeuuppp.

Well i will give it to them for having the balls to go up to a girl who they do not know and talk to them, but your unoriginal attempt at pickup lines for conversation bore me. "you have a lot of tattoos" "oh a pinapple, you must be a great host" "is that the playboy bunny on your foot"

 My favorite one of them all::
"you know what they say, all tattoos have a good story"

I could not disagree more...... turns out i didnt actually get this blueberry muffin tattoo on my muffin top because my mother was a champion baker..... i just wanted it, its funny and awsome. Same with the pinapple.... they are delicious, i wanted it.

Infact the only stories i have from my tattoos are the silly questions i get because of them, so i guess if you want to get technical.....yes there are stories, damn this contradiction.

FLIPPIN "BRO's"

Dear "Brosive",

        I'm not going to lie....you disgust me.
As i sit here, scanning the internet for new jobs/ new car insurance, you and your possie decide that it would be a jolly good idea to come and sit your butts down at the table next to me. Well, i apologize for being blunt but.....

 1. Your Sports pants, Vissor, and Odu football Tshirt that you wear.... even though you didn't make the team, are not attractive.... i dont want to see your muffin splurging out of your track pants.... we all know you didn't go running, stop lieing to yourself and finish that scone and frozen latte.

2. She Probably doesn't think your "HOTT".... contrary to your belief.... the actual reason she passed you in the hallway without a glance and ignored your continuous cat calls, is that she is aware of the fact that you cover up your secret wanting for your best guy friend by yelling at women you find slightly attractive..... hey now, i dont know. i apologize, ill be more positive...... she actually does probably want you and she is just waiting til you give her a few of those natty lights til she gets so drunk and blacks out.... you can take advantage of her while she lays there.......i mean, it worked so well with her friend

3. GROW UP....you have been doing the same damn things since highschool, yet you wonder why life is going no where???..........YEUP


Again, i apologize for being so blunt... but your cocky self induloging attitude makes me sick to my stomach


Sincerly,
Kirby M.

First and Foremost

I Am Kirby

Yes, just like the baseball player, the video game, and the vacuum.

NO,

I wasn't named after any of them. It's not original anymore, so just let that jazz go.

Although,

I did own quite the large amount of Kirby Pucket baseball cards though... shhhh, he is kind of a legend.

Lets Start here.

It seems like a fitting place to begin.