FLIPPIN "BRO's"

Dear "Brosive",

        I'm not going to lie....you disgust me.
As i sit here, scanning the internet for new jobs/ new car insurance, you and your possie decide that it would be a jolly good idea to come and sit your butts down at the table next to me. Well, i apologize for being blunt but.....

 1. Your Sports pants, Vissor, and Odu football Tshirt that you wear.... even though you didn't make the team, are not attractive.... i dont want to see your muffin splurging out of your track pants.... we all know you didn't go running, stop lieing to yourself and finish that scone and frozen latte.

2. She Probably doesn't think your "HOTT".... contrary to your belief.... the actual reason she passed you in the hallway without a glance and ignored your continuous cat calls, is that she is aware of the fact that you cover up your secret wanting for your best guy friend by yelling at women you find slightly attractive..... hey now, i dont know. i apologize, ill be more positive...... she actually does probably want you and she is just waiting til you give her a few of those natty lights til she gets so drunk and blacks out.... you can take advantage of her while she lays there.......i mean, it worked so well with her friend

3. GROW UP....you have been doing the same damn things since highschool, yet you wonder why life is going no where???..........YEUP


Again, i apologize for being so blunt... but your cocky self induloging attitude makes me sick to my stomach


Sincerly,
Kirby M.