I love my tattoos, I do, BUT there are certain things about having tattoos that tend to just give me a weee bit of a head tick.
In the past month i have had two or three men hit on me, now im not meaning to say this to be cocky so please readers... do not think im that girl. It's when a guy will attempt to hit on me and the first words that spill from their mouths have something to do about my tattoos. Oh why golly g sir, when did those get there, your observations on my body are spot on.... this must mean you are observant and that you will care for me because you see the little things........ yeeeuuppp.
Well i will give it to them for having the balls to go up to a girl who they do not know and talk to them, but your unoriginal attempt at pickup lines for conversation bore me. "you have a lot of tattoos" "oh a pinapple, you must be a great host" "is that the playboy bunny on your foot"
My favorite one of them all::
"you know what they say, all tattoos have a good story"
I could not disagree more...... turns out i didnt actually get this blueberry muffin tattoo on my muffin top because my mother was a champion baker..... i just wanted it, its funny and awsome. Same with the pinapple.... they are delicious, i wanted it.
Infact the only stories i have from my tattoos are the silly questions i get because of them, so i guess if you want to get technical.....yes there are stories, damn this contradiction.
